"Haye just robbed the entire boxing world. He talked a bigger game than he was willing to bring. His mouth wrote a check that his ass or skills couldn't cash. Wladimir should fire his entire staff for paying that bum 50% of the purse...I was truly disgusted watching that fight. They robbed the public and Haye robbed all boxing fans; especially British boxing fans," stated future Hall of Famer James "Lights Out" Toney, who had a lot to say about this past Saturday's title unification clash between Wladimir Klitschko and David Haye. Check it out!
PC: I'm sure you are calling me to discuss the Haye/Klitschko fight.
JT: No, I'm calling you to address the Gaye/Bitchko fight.
PC: (Laughing) What were your thoughts?
JT: First off, Haye just robbed the entire boxing world. He talked a bigger game than he was willing to bring. His mouth wrote a check that his ass or skills couldn't cash. Wladimir should fire his entire staff for paying that bum 50% of the purse.
PC: What do you think Haye should have been doing during the course of the fight to have more success and possibly win?
JT: Percy, alls he had to do was slip left, slip right, and get on the inside and do work. That would have opened up that wild overhand right he was trying to land. You're not going to land that shot without any kind of set, whether that be head movement, slipping and sliding, or your jab, but Haye's jab ain't worth a damn.
PC: What do you feel Wladimir could have done to possibly get Haye out of there or at least make it a more compelling fight?
JT: All he had to do was come with that straight right hand. He's so damn slow, it's ridiculous. He couldn't hit Haye with his limited defensive skills, so I'm putting it out there right now, Wladimir wouldn't land one clean shot on me. I was truly disgusted watching that fight. They robbed the public and Haye robbed all boxing fans; especially British boxing fans.
PC: It was not the prettiest thing to watch for sure.
JT: All of these bitch ass reporters want to call this the fight to bring the heavyweight division back and hype this shit up; they all should be shut the fuck down. Any website that truly went out of their way to pump this fight should be shut down because it was two bitches fighting each other and if you know anything about boxing, you knew there weren't going to be any fireworks in that fight. Didn't I tell you last week that fight was going the distance?
PC: You sure did.
JT: Haye vs. Klitschko was a may-the-best-bitch-win fight. You got Haye falling all over the ground like he lost a fucking contact lens and then you got Klitschko reacting to every feint Haye gave him, scared to be hit. And then after he had taken Haye's heart, he still let that bitch hurt him in the final round. Both of them dudes are bitches. I would retire if I lost to one of them bitches. I still have my IBA title and the belt doesn't make the fighter, the fighter makes the belt. I'll fight any one of them tomorrow. That shit was terrible. They should be ashamed of themselves. And people wonder why there is no interest in the fucking heavyweight division right now.
PC: After the fight, Haye showed his broken pinky toe and...
JT: (Cutting in) Man, fuck that! He's a bitch. I had walked out before his post-fight interview. He really had his fucking shoes off showing that shit?
PC: (Laughing) Yes, he did.
JT: I fought Rydell Booker with my bicep being torn completely off of the bone. I didn't bitch or complain; I fought. These fighters today are some bitches. I fought Tim Littles with one of the worst cuts ever and I was told I had one round to finish him before they stopped the fight and let it go to the scorecards. I was clearly winning that fight, but instead of letting that shit go to the judges, I went out there and finished his ass. That's what fighters do; not fucking have your boots off to show your stinkin' ass feet.
PC: Before I let you go, I've been getting some questions about your October 1st fight against Ken Shamrock. There is a 30-second rule, right?
JT: Yeah, once the fight hits the ground, you get 30 seconds to try to submit or pound someone out and then it gets stood back up.
PC: And how many rounds will it be and how long will the rounds be?
JT: It will be eight three-minute rounds. Tell all of your writers they better not write nothing else about that sorry ass fight. It was a waste of everybody's time.
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